A Really Bad Plate of Pasta

This is showing someone's digestive track after a visit to Olive Garden (or Olive Fatden as my phone inexplicably autocorrected it to). Someone first ate all of the pasta sauce and a small amount of noodles. You can see the vast array of meatballs they consumed coming down to the pipe to the  good ol' belly.

But the letters don't seem to be quite there for that.

The letters are there for venom. I guess I can see it if you realize you are looking straight at the snake's mouth. But I thank this anonymous drawer for making me feel better about myself. 

You Figure It Out

I have yet to figure this out or hear back from the submitter as to what this actually is. Here is what I see: A cave woman hangs on for dear life. Also tangled up in the tightrope is the number four.

Based on the letters my guesses are:
yodelga
modelgy
demonry
landmon

I look forward to your take in the comments.

UPDATE: The answer is Ireland. Apparently after drawing a pathetic leprechaun the artist thought outside of the box and was trying to draw Kathy Ireland connected to K Mart. I know, totally obvious. 

Time again to humiliate myself. I thought this one was so straight forward until I got a text asking if this was a glob of slime on a doormat. Someone else said it looked like a waterfall. That guess turned my stomach a bit because the answer is nosehair and now all I can think of is a waterfall of nosehairs. Or a slimy nose left on a doormat.

Please friends, get better at guessing.

Underwater City Mugging

Take a moment and soak it in. To make your guessing more fun I've covered up the letters. Screen shot below shows letters.

This exciting scene takes place in an underwater city in front of two skyscrapers, one advertising the international corporation " li ". These buildings are also the known hangout for red swirly eyed jellyfish. The girl in the corner has flung her red purse onto the head of the smiling robber to prevent him from mugging her. He has been knocked out but is OK about it. In the ensuing kerfuffle he lost his gun, which is now floating in midair. Because of the water.

No?

Oh, sorry. It's clearly BEATLES.

Even knowing this I am perplexed. The gun could be in reference to their song Happiness Is a Warm Gun with the towers representing The White Album. But why is that lady pounding her purse on the head of some poor Beatle?? And is that jellyfish really a hungover walrus???????

I already feel better about my drawing skills.

Alpha

I am a horrible visual artist. People kindly tell me I am exaggerating when I say my talent is at about a 4-year-old level. One of the benefits of playing Draw Something is people now know I am not kidding. I've been called out on several particularly turdly drawings but this one was posted for several people to see, shared with husbands, and caused tear-inducing laughter in more than one country.

While I think it's obvious what it is, I have to own that perhaps my perspective is skewed. And admit it's time to start a blog. Not only of my own awfulness but the horrors that other people are creating.

Before I tell you the answer, let me share two comments:
1) Is it a crane?
2) I thought the image at the top was a mixer and the other image was a possible drawing of a state and you were maybe pointing out a city?

No, friends. It is a stapler. A. stapler.

Upon hearing this I was asked why the paper is crumpled. It is not crumpled!! Those lines represent several sheets of paper to show why you would need a staple. DUH.

But, the crown jewel of thoughts expressed about my masterpiece:
That is the worst stapler I have ever seen. I thought it was some sort of hangman gallows or something.

I look forward to sharing drawings with you, oh kind people of the interwebs.

xoxo,
-A

P.S. Yes, I am legitimately trying to draw well. Yes, this is my best effort.